We’ve won the lottery! Yessss, woohoo!!! That’s it, we’re closing five is blue and going on holiday to a tropical island, actually no, we’re going to buy our own tropical island and then live on it. We’re going to, have yachts and speedboats, servants, dine on the finest food & wine there is and live like Kings for the next 5 years!
Thanks for everything, but now we’re leaving you losers behind for a life in paradise, nice knowing you, bet you wish you were us 
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What’s that…? No… It can’t be… but you said…. @*&! I thought it was 14Million. Sorry, it looks like we made a mistake; we did win the lottery but only €140…Ok, so maybe we’ll keep the business going and actually, forget what I said about losers etc. if you or anyone you know wants us to design and build a great website we’re available and can work weekends…
Seriously though, the first prize in the Spanish “El Niño” (“The Child”) lottery today was €2,000,000 divided by up amongst the holders of the winning ticket, number 58,588. What would you do if you won €100,000 today?
Here are seven (lucky for some) bizarre lottery stories
